Troubled Troll

Troubled Troll looked for a sack of potatoes to put up their bum. This might appear to be a peculiar idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who thought it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

Troubled Troll carried a pint of cider to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly strange action, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

Troubled Troll had a pint of beer that they sometimes worship. It would be a fairly curious operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a pint of beer of all things.

Troubled Troll desperately desired a bottle of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who thought it would be fun. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

Troubled Troll owned a pencil sharpener that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be an extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

Troubled Troll desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would sometimes share. This could be considered an exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.