A Lovely Troll

A Lovely Troll always had with them a painting of a melon to sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Troll, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

A Lovely Troll desperately wanted a stretchman that they would demolish. It would be a strange idea, to you, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was miraculous. A stretchman was the item that was chosen.

A Lovely Troll had a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should be an astonishing activity, to many, but not to the Troll, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

A Lovely Troll craved for a bag of flour that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour is the item to select.

A Lovely Troll found a rubber johnny that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who considered it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

A Lovely Troll desperately looked for a porno magazine that they sometimes share. One might consider this to be a fairly different action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.