A Special Troll

A Special Troll carried a computer that they liked to put up their bum. It was considered to be an original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was miraculous. A computer would be the item that was chosen.

A Special Troll always had with them a toilet brush that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly original proposal, to my children, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush of all things.

A Special Troll desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a weird undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine of all things.

A Special Troll always carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes share. One might say this is a fairly original operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. A pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

A Special Troll always kept a cucumber that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be a strange idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who expected it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

A Special Troll owned a tomato that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.