Stupid Troll

Stupid Troll desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a peculiar approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Troll desperately wanted a wig that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a wig being the chosen thing.

Stupid Troll desired a vibrator that they would occasionally eat. It might be an extraordinary proposal, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea was sublime. A vibrator being the item selected.

Stupid Troll desperately looked for a little monkey that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who had decided it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

Stupid Troll desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would put up their bum. This seems to be a curious approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who thinks it was awesome. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

Stupid Troll always carried a set of lego that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.