The Red Troll

The Red Troll desired a set of lego that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be a fairly strange idea, to most, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the item to select.

The Red Troll desperately searched for a custard pie that they would try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly different operation, to you, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

The Red Troll looked for a computer that they would put up their bum. It might have been a fairly funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Troll, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer was the item that was selected.

The Red Troll wanted a mug that they would embrace. It was a fairly funny idea, to me, but not to the Troll, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a mug of all things.

The Red Troll found a wig that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been a different approach to life, to me, but not to the Troll, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the thing to select.

The Red Troll found a pint of beer that they would sometimes annihilate One might say this is an exciting suggestion, to some, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.