The Bum Loving Troll

The Bum Loving Troll always kept a stapler that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems an original idea, to many, but not to the Troll, who feels that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler having that done to it

The Bum Loving Troll searched for a set square that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be a new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a set square is the thing to select.

The Bum Loving Troll craved for a custard pie that they sometimes annihilate One might say this is an astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the thing to select.

The Bum Loving Troll owned a bag of poop that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be an original suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Troll had a magic 8 ball that they would throw. It is considered to be a fairly exciting action, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

The Bum Loving Troll always had with them a porno magazine that they would occasionally demolish. This might appear to be an exciting undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.