The Crypting Troll

The Crypting Troll needed a spade that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be a fairly strange activity, to me, but not to the Troll, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a spade was the item that was selected.

The Crypting Troll desperately looked for a computer that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a fairly different undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a computer is the item to choose.

The Crypting Troll owned a stretchman that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly bizarre suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

The Crypting Troll desperately wanted a radiator that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Troll, who considered it would be magnificent. A radiator was the thing that was opted for.

The Crypting Troll always kept a vibrator to experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising action, to you, but not to the Troll, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the item to choose.

The Crypting Troll needed a melon to drop. This could be considered a fairly bizarre operation, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a melon having that done to it