Grumpy Troll

Grumpy Troll needed a tomato that they would sit and look at. It would be a strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Troll, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a tomato being the chosen thing.

Grumpy Troll desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.

Grumpy Troll desperately craved for a pint of cider that they liked to worship. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who felt it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

Grumpy Troll found a bag of poop that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

Grumpy Troll always carried a cheese grater to smash. It was an extraordinary undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

Grumpy Troll always kept a tomato that they would smash. It is considered to be a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who thinks that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the thing selected.