The Ugly Troll

The Ugly Troll needed a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put on his head. One might find this to be a new approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

The Ugly Troll desperately needed a condom that they would occasionally eat. This seems a fairly unusual action, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Troll craved for a cucumber to put on his head. It was a fairly strange undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who thinks it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Troll wanted a cup that they would smash. It should be a weird undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a cup of all things.

The Ugly Troll desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally demolish. This seems a weird action, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

The Ugly Troll looked for a lava lamp that they would occasionally worship. It would have been a different action, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who considered it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the item to choose.