A Lovely Troll

A Lovely Troll desperately craved for a set of lego that they sometimes eat. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a set of lego would be the item that was selected.

A Lovely Troll found a block of cheese that they would occasionally demolish. It might have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

A Lovely Troll craved for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

A Lovely Troll desperately desired a bottle of wine that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly funny proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

A Lovely Troll owned a vibrator that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a new action, to you, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

A Lovely Troll wanted a custard pie that they would occasionally embrace. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.