The Exciting Troll

The Exciting Troll desired a cheese grater that they would often throw. It should be a fairly peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

The Exciting Troll always had with them a pen that they would sometimes break. One might find this to be a fairly curious action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pen was the item that was selected.

The Exciting Troll always carried a bottle of coke that they would often break. This could be considered a fairly funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

The Exciting Troll always carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes demolish. One might say this is a fairly exciting proposal, to you, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

The Exciting Troll desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly strange undertaking, to most, but not to the Troll, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

The Exciting Troll looked for a stapler that they would sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Troll, who had decided it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a stapler being the item opted for.