The Careful Troll

The Careful Troll always had with them a dildo that they would hug. This might appear to be a funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a dildo of all things.

The Careful Troll desperately craved for a bat that they would occasionally demolish. It is considered to be a fairly strange thought, to me, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

The Careful Troll carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an original idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who considered that the idea was exciting. A lava lamp is the item to opt for.

The Careful Troll owned a bottle of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems a funny approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who feels that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Careful Troll always kept a block of cheese that they would sometimes hug. It should be an original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

The Careful Troll wanted a big sponge that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge being the item opted for.