The Orange Troll

The Orange Troll desperately craved for a toilet brush to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

The Orange Troll wanted a melon that they would sometimes put on his head. It should be a somewhat surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Honestly, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Troll often carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is a fairly new approach to life, to you, but not to the Troll, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

The Orange Troll owned a can of coke that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly new operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

The Orange Troll often carried a big sponge to rub on his belly. It would be a fairly odd activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea is wonderous. A big sponge being the chosen thing.

The Orange Troll desperately looked for a dildo that they would eat. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a dildo is the item to choose.