His Bewildered Troll

His Bewildered Troll always carried a pint of cider to share. This could be considered an odd approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

His Bewildered Troll desperately wanted a stapler that they would break. It would be a funny thought, to some, but not to the Troll, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

His Bewildered Troll desperately searched for a pen that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a curious proposal, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who thought it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the chosen thing.

His Bewildered Troll desperately needed a melon that they liked to put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly different action, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the item that was selected.

His Bewildered Troll wanted a porno magazine to break. It is a fairly odd thing to do, to some, but not to the Troll, who expected it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

His Bewildered Troll desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was considered to be a funny proposal, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.