A Fucking Troll

A Fucking Troll found a ball that they would occasionally experiment on. It is a fairly strange thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

A Fucking Troll craved for a sword that they liked to play with. It would be an odd activity, to most, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a sword would be the chosen thing.

A Fucking Troll looked for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

A Fucking Troll always carried a rubber johnny that they would try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a curious approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who expected it was fun. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

A Fucking Troll searched for a pint of beer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who thought it was out of this world. A pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

A Fucking Troll desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.