The Chinese Troll

The Chinese Troll always carried a sponge that they would embrace. It should be a surprising activity, to me, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the thing selected.

The Chinese Troll desperately wanted a tomato that they would occasionally throw. One might find this to be a surprising operation, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who felt that it was in fact, epic. A tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

The Chinese Troll found a piece of paper that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising activity, to some, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

The Chinese Troll desperately needed a cup that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly new activity, to you, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

The Chinese Troll found a sack of potatoes that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be a curious operation, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

The Chinese Troll wanted a dildo that they would try to balance on their head. It was a fairly extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a dildo is the thing to opt for.