The Grumpy Troll

The Grumpy Troll desperately searched for a set of lego to annihilate It was considered to be a bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a set of lego being the thing selected.

The Grumpy Troll found a custard pie that they would occasionally share. It might have been a fairly different exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who feels that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Troll always carried a can of Tango that they would play with. It would have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who had decided it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

The Grumpy Troll looked for a rubber chicken that they would often put on his head. It would be an original exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who had decided it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

The Grumpy Troll desperately wanted a custard pie that they would occasionally throw. It might be a fairly different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the item to select.

The Grumpy Troll needed a dildo that they sometimes play with. One might say this is a strange idea, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the thing to choose.