No time so i let the A.I. do the content
and i have to come to the conclusion :
this thing was made by non-creators in orders to allow salesfolk create products with nice covers so they can sell crappy shit easier, while it gives absolutely ZERO % extra chances to artists and creators in order to sell their stuff better
read it (or not) .. it also has some corrections on false data because
14% taxes in belgium ??? WHERE DID YOU GET THAT , THING ?
here's the transcript
(google)
"dear a.i. , how do i start in belgium with no money?"
"Something went wrong and an AI response wasn't generated."
(google)
dear a.i. , how do i start in belgium with no money
Something went wrong and an AI response wasn't generated.
how do i start in belgium with no money
Thinking
- That’s an error.
Your client has issued a malformed or illegal request. That’s all we know.
I suck at sales, set me up an itch , ko-fi, patreon and kickstarter page and sell my game
Thinking
- That’s an error.
Your client has issued a malformed or illegal request. That’s all we know.
guess its a bit harder if its not about regurgitating existing pages and mixing up stolen art ...
"sell my game"
sell my game
How you can sell your game depends on whether you are selling a used physical copy or a game you developed yourself.
If you are selling a used physical game:
You can use a variety of options, ranging from instant cash trade-ins to online marketplaces for potentially higher returns.
Quickest options (instant cash or store credit):
GameStop or local game stores: You can take your games in for immediate cash or store credit, which is fast and easy, though you may not get the highest value.
Trade-in services (e.g., Ziffit, musicMagpie, World of Books): These online services allow you to enter the game's barcode to get an instant quote, send the items for free, and get paid quickly via bank transfer or PayPal.
For maximum profit (requires more effort):
Online marketplaces (e.g., eBay, Gameflip): Listing games yourself on platforms like eBay or Gameflip generally yields the highest price, especially for rare or retro games. This method requires you to create listings, manage shipping, and handle customer interactions.
Local sales (e.g., Facebook Marketplace, Craigslist): Selling locally can help you avoid shipping costs and fees, but requires meeting with the buyer in person.
Tips for selling used games:
Ensure the game disc or cartridge is clean and in working condition.
Check the "sold" listings on eBay to gauge the actual market value of your game.
If you are selling a game you developed yourself:
The approach involves choosing the right platform and implementing a marketing strategy to reach an audience.
Distribution Platforms:
PC:
Steam: The most prominent platform, with a large user base, but requires a one-time submission fee of around $100 per game.
Itch.io: A developer-friendly option that allows you to set your own revenue share (often 90-100% to the developer), though it can be harder to gain visibility among many titles.
Epic Games Store (EGS): Offers an 88% revenue share to the developer, which is higher than the standard 70% offered by most other stores.
GOG (Good Old Games): Another viable PC platform, known for being selective about the games they accept.
Mobile (Android/iOS):
Google Play Store: Requires a one-time registration fee of $25.
Apple App Store: Requires an annual fee of $99 for the developer program.
Consoles (PlayStation, Xbox, Nintendo): These platforms are generally more closed off and require a formal application process and adherence to specific developer guidelines.
Marketing Strategies:
Build a community: Use social media (Twitter, YouTube, Reddit, TikTok) and platforms like Discord to build a following before release.
Create a demo: Releasing a free demo of your game can generate interest and drive sales of the full version.
Work with influencers: Getting reviews from popular YouTube channels or streamers can significantly boost visibility.
Consider a publisher: A publisher can help with funding, marketing, and distribution, but will take a cut of the revenue.
Regardless of the method, make sure you understand any platform fees or terms of service before listing your game.
AI responses may include mistakes. Learn more
so we're gonna stick to "glorified search engine on a supermassive database using existing pages through keywords"
a polished version of what page & brin came up with so to speak
...
useless
(google, using chromium this time io firefox)
"I suck at sales, set me up an itch , ko-fi, patreon and kickstarter page and sell my game"
I cannot directly access your accounts or create and manage pages on your behalf. As an AI, I don't have the capability to log in to external services, upload files, write extensive marketing copy, manage intellectual property agreements, or handle financial details required to set up these platforms and sell your game.
However, I can provide you with detailed, step-by-step instructions and advice for setting up these pages, along with tips on what content you need to prepare.
What You Need to Prepare First
Before you start setting up pages, gather the following assets:
Game Files: The actual game demo or full version (for itch.io).
Key Art/Logo: A compelling logo or main image for your game.
Screenshots & Trailer: High-quality screenshots and a short, engaging video trailer are crucial for all platforms.
Game Description/Synopsis: A clear description of the game's premise, gameplay mechanics, and unique selling points.
Pricing Strategy: Decide on a price or donation tiers.
"About Me" Info: A brief developer bio.
- Itch.io Setup (Storefront & Demo Hosting)
Itch.io is the best platform for actually selling and distributing your game files directly.
Steps:
Sign Up: Create an account on itch.io.
Go to Dashboard: Once logged in, click your profile picture and select "Dashboard".
Create New Project: Click "Create New Project" (or "Upload new project").
Fill in Details:
Title: Name of your game.
Project URL: A unique web address (e.g., yourusername.itch.io/yourgamename).
Classification: Select "Game".
Kind of project: Select "Downloadable" or "HTML5" (if it runs in a browser).
Release status: "Released," "In development," etc.
Pricing: Set a price or "No payment" for a demo. Itch.io lets you set a "minimum price" and allows users to pay more if they wish.
Uploads: Upload your game files (PC build, Mac build, etc.). It's best to zip them first.
Description: Write your compelling description of the game. Use markdown for formatting.
Images/Video: Upload screenshots and link to your trailer (if hosted on YouTube/Vimeo).
Save & Publish: Click "Save & View Page" to see how it looks, then click "Edit project" -> "Visibility" -> "Public" when ready to sell. - Ko-fi Setup (Simple Donations & Shop)
Ko-fi is great for simple, low-friction donations and selling digital extras without complex e-commerce setup.
AI responses may include mistakes. For financial advice, consult a professional. Learn more
it stops at itch and ko-fi ... so this thing cant do marketing but it CAN pass a google entrance exam ?????
L M A O .... O O O
right ...
set me up a business in belgium with no money
In Belgium, it is not possible to set up a business completely for free due to mandatory administrative fees and social contributions. The cheapest option is to start as a self-employed individual (sole trader), which involves a minimum cost of approximately €170 for registration with the Crossroads Bank for Enterprises (CBE) and VAT activation. If you meet the criteria, government support programs for job seekers can provide financial aid for your initial months.
Business structure options
Self-employed individual (Sole Trader)
This is the simplest and cheapest legal form for a new business, suitable for service-based businesses that require minimal startup costs.
Costs: Mandatory registration with the Crossroads Bank for Enterprises (CBE) costs €109, and VAT activation costs around €60.
Liability: You are personally liable for all business debts, which means your personal assets are at risk if the business fails.
Procedure: You can handle the registration and VAT activation yourself for free through the relevant local VAT office, or use an accredited business counter for a fee.
Ongoing costs: You must also join a social insurance fund and pay quarterly social contributions.
Limited Liability Company (BV/SRL)
While the minimum capital requirement has been removed for this type of company, there are still significant costs and obligations that make it unsuitable for a zero-budget start.
Costs: Setting up a limited liability company requires a deed of incorporation from a notary, which costs between €1,500 and €2,000.
Liability: This structure separates your personal and business assets, protecting you from personal liability.
Potential financial assistance
If you are a job seeker in Brussels, you may be eligible for financial aid from the government to help with your first few months of business.
Actiris grant: Provides up to €4,000 to job seekers who become self-employed.
Brussels start-up grant: Offers up to €7,500 to cover specific business expenses like equipment or training.
How to get started with minimal money
To start your business with the lowest possible investment, follow these steps:
Choose a low-cost business idea: Opt for a service-based business (e.g., dog walking, freelance writing, cleaning) or an online business (e.g., selling digital products) that relies on your existing skills and doesn't require inventory or equipment.
Access free support: Use free resources like a local economy office (such as hub.brussels), Microstart, Credal, or Job Yourself to get guidance on setting up your business.
Perform registrations yourself: Register with the Crossroads Bank for Enterprises (CBE) and activate your VAT number directly with the relevant offices to avoid extra fees.
Cover initial costs: You will still need to find funds to cover the unavoidable administrative fees and initial social security contributions. Retroactively claiming business expenses up to three months before you start may help offset some initial costs.
AI responses may include mistakes. Learn more
no numbers on the "initial costs" and "quarterly fees" which you'll have to fund yourself
looking further i get strange numbers like 14% and 20% , which is actually a lot less than working as an employee or "miscellanous" ( = 33%) ... the minimal cost without making money i can find is €2000-€2500 a year so anything under that gets you a loss
these are not close the numbers i get from people running business ... FOURTEEN PERCENT TAX ??? IN BELGIUM ??????
right ... never mind ... i'll ask somewhere else
o - here : (Acerta)
arieven aanslagjaar 2025 (inkomsten 2024):
Onder 15.820 euro: belastingtarief van 25%
Tussen 15.820 – 27.920 euro: belastingtarief van 40%
Tussen 27.920 – 48.320 euro: belastingtarief van 45%
Vanaf 48.320 euro: belastingtarief van 50%
that sounds closer to, thats taxes, the costs are a minimum of 10000 a year there from what i see so you have to pay those too and if you dont have a special license i bet you need a bookkeeper in an official instance because you're legally considered unable to do it yourself so
add that ...
hence, my estimate of "i need to make €800000 with a game to be able to eat bread without butter in the gutter until .. if i dont live to be 90 or 100 ..." seem to be pretty close to reality.
im sure theres a few more things involved they will only come up with afterwards like "santa tax" as i came to call it.... you have that for electricity and lots of other stuff , on the electricity bill it says "speciale accijns"
without any explanation as to what that is or what its for ..
so 800.000 is 400.000 , minus costs and quarterlies ... i actually need more like €900000 then (to have a life in the gutter at current level if i dont buy snickers bars or put butter on my tartinettes)
DOZO
sir, we already had a hunch but ....
i think your A.I. sucks at anything but regurgitated piting
(and ofcourse we knew already : belgium sucks ... ass ...)
so, euhm, no matter what the americans, australians, chinese, canadians and other claim :
we would need at least €10.000 "miscellaneous" from a first small game just to get anything off the ground as im sure you need a business and VAT number just to open a kickstarter for instance
"what WE said" ... so here are the nubmers then
and also proof that
there is no I in A
again, this looks an awful lot like "whats on google"
so for now, we will stick to
DONT BELIEVE FOR ONE SHIT SECOND THIS A HAS I
heh
"Okay so what's the alternative considering my current physical condition and the state of the state, assuming you take what i say seriously and dont make lame excuses ignoring the situation completely ?"
It is important to acknowledge that you are facing unique challenges given your "current physical condition" and "the state of the state" (referring to the general condition of your situation or the wider political/social climate). Because the specifics of your physical condition and situation are not detailed, the following suggestions are broad alternatives that can be explored based on a range of potential needs:
Considering Your Physical Condition
Depending on the nature of your physical condition, alternatives might involve different approaches to support, care, or lifestyle adjustments:
Professional Medical Consultation: Seeking professional medical advice is crucial for managing any physical condition. An alternative here might involve seeking a second opinion from a specialist, exploring different treatment modalities, or looking into a multidisciplinary approach involving physical therapists, nutritionists, and mental health professionals.
Adaptive Living Solutions: If your condition impacts mobility or daily living, alternatives could include home modifications, utilizing assistive technologies, or exploring supported living communities designed to provide necessary assistance while maintaining independence.
Support Networks: Connecting with support groups or peer networks (online or in-person) can provide emotional support and practical advice from people with similar experiences, which is an alternative to dealing with the challenges in isolation.
Remote Work or Education: If your condition makes traditional work or schooling difficult, exploring remote opportunities or online courses might be a viable alternative to traditional environments.
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Considering "The State of the State"
If you are referring to broader systemic or societal issues (e.g., healthcare access, political instability, economic hardship), alternatives could involve navigating or seeking change within those systems:
Advocacy and Community Organizing: Instead of feeling helpless, an alternative might be engaging in advocacy for policy changes related to your concerns (e.g., healthcare reform, disability rights). This can involve contacting representatives or joining relevant organizations.
Exploring Different Systems/Locations: In extreme cases where the "state of the state" is severely impacting your well-being, an alternative might involve exploring opportunities to move to a different region or country that offers better support systems or a more favorable environment for your specific needs.
Leveraging Social Services: Ensuring you are aware of and utilizing all available state and local services (disability benefits, social security, community health programs) is a key alternative to trying to manage everything privately.
Legal Counsel: If your situation involves navigating complex legal frameworks to access care or rights, consulting with legal experts specializing in disability or healthcare law could be an alternative approach to resolving issues.
Next Steps
To provide more specific and actionable alternatives, more information about your specific needs and challenges would be required. The best course of action is often to seriously assess your immediate priorities and explore options that provide the most direct support for those concerns.
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the first bit reminds me a little of Eliza but it looks like at least it doesn't know me as well as google pretends to shoving ads up my ass and actually it seems to know nothing because i have been writing about my condition and state of the state a lot
HENCE :
i could google this myself
or i could ask someone for a pat on the head and to say "dont worry, things will get better!"
... right ...
so we now know what we already knew
and we are left exactly where we were
only later in time
which means
life has gone backwards