U.S.O. detected: unidentified suspicious object
I dont know what anyone else would do, people with nice lives or those who think de helaasheid der dingen is "neig" and dont have a clue that it isnt even close to 1% real street misery
But as i put out the trash, of which i was assured was not today, because they still had the calendar on last month i see this little thing on the table right outside the fence.
The options quickly present themselves in a non linear fashion over several superpositions of the brain in an instant
conclusion : "someone put this there"
the only way they would without triggering the security cam is from behind the wall with just the hand so the motion is too small
there was no wind, and it seems unlikely that a magpie drops it instead of takes it and just puts it on the table or a rat gives thanks for all the food in the hood
then there's ghosts and aliens and we are according to Plato, Spock & Holmes left with the most plausible (aliens are still possible though ...) :
"someone put it there"
whatever the reason, i dont trust it .. today fuckers will scam you at the smallest chance and on crackbaby hill garbage pail kids would set you up for money so here's what will be done (at least what i asked) :
old lady addams will pass it by the Jools to ask if its real or a fake (its sized for a kid or a woman with quite slim fingers, you know the tiny type)
if its plastic i'll consider it some garbage pail prank to have me WHOA LOOK THERES MONEY ON THE TABLE
if its real i will have them call the hood cop to pick it up, I DONT TRUST IT
if it were a 100 million id take it and see what i could do to obfuscate myself out of here
if its some pawn crap worth one bong of crack i consider it a setup
thx
i'll put this here as insurance
its already cleaned btw - whatever murder dna was on it will be gone
thats all
(if the hood cop picks it up i give it a 50/50 yes/no chance the evidence locker eats it but thats not my problem, my problem is I DONT TRUST IT)
so funny here its finders keepers specially with cash they have to know the serial number to prove they dropped it eh cause if yo put up a notice the whole neighborhood will show up to claim it :))) trust eh hmm only lady Fortuna maybe its a bobble for kitty
its more or less been updated, the old man said he saw it on the street and put it on that table , which by itself is somewhat strange but this whole place is so i rarely ask questions on the why of things
so he left it there , must be the day before, said nothing, i saw it in the morning and suspected a prank or a ruse from your local crackbabies or otherwise salemslot-ally challenged folk which you can find around these parts here and there , took the pictures to ensure no one makes weird claims trying to get money for a bowl of crack and the old lady said she'll have the jools shop check it
i havent heard anything about it since but i consider it out of my hands :)
if it were like 100 million in a suitcase
then we might be having a beer on a terrace in canada now although south america or south east asia seems more likely , chukkelz
okay its a deal first one to find a 100 million gets to pick where to have a beer :))) throwing around the idea the next game might be a stand alone you know insert coin to continue fly around in space wormholes visit far way planets shoot aliens all for point better armament,propulsion and tech, yeah i had the fortnight rush everyone flying their own module into battle for the coins floating indiscriminately looking for the big one eh yeah i i know i heard it gotta stop smoking in the day :)))