My Dodgy Unicorn

My Dodgy Unicorn looked for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

My Dodgy Unicorn wanted a condom that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be fun. A condom would be the item that was selected.

My Dodgy Unicorn found a can of coke that they would often throw. It was considered to be an extraordinary proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the item selected.

My Dodgy Unicorn craved for a teapot that they sometimes drop. It would be a fairly extraordinary operation, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

My Dodgy Unicorn had a ball to try to nail to the wall. It would be a weird and wonderful action, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a ball is the thing to opt for.

My Dodgy Unicorn desperately needed a computer that they sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly curious thing to do, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was sublime. A computer being the chosen thing.