Their Gentle Unicorn

Their Gentle Unicorn looked for a melon that they sometimes put up their bum. It should be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a melon being the item selected.

Their Gentle Unicorn desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

Their Gentle Unicorn searched for a block of cheese that they sometimes put on his head. It was a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

Their Gentle Unicorn found a vibrator to put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

Their Gentle Unicorn often carried a mug that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a mug was the item that was opted for.

Their Gentle Unicorn found a cheese grater that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be a strange idea, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.