My Beautiful Unicorn

My Beautiful Unicorn owned a bottle of coke that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

My Beautiful Unicorn owned a dildo that they would sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a funny thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a dildo is the item to select.

My Beautiful Unicorn desperately wanted a stapler that they would sometimes drop. It would be an extraordinary activity, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

My Beautiful Unicorn always kept a radiator that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly odd activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it was sublime. Who would have thought, a radiator is the thing to choose.

My Beautiful Unicorn owned a melon that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is a weird action, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a melon is the item to opt for.

My Beautiful Unicorn always kept a painting of a melon that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a new thought, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.