The Big Unicorn

The Big Unicorn craved for a dildo that they would sometimes worship. It was a bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing to choose.

The Big Unicorn desperately searched for a big sponge to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a strange undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was simply life. Remarkably, a big sponge being the thing opted for.

The Big Unicorn always kept a wig to drop. It would be a fairly weird idea, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a wig is the item to opt for.

The Big Unicorn craved for a custard pie that they sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a curious thing to do, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

The Big Unicorn needed a custard pie that they would often smash. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising operation, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be awesome. Honestly, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

The Big Unicorn desperately searched for a ball to drop. One might say this is a different approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a ball is the thing to select.