His Depressed Unicorn

His Depressed Unicorn wanted a melon that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a new proposal, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

His Depressed Unicorn wanted a pencil sharpener that they would often rub on his belly. It would be a fairly weird operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

His Depressed Unicorn desperately wanted a mug to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly new idea, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

His Depressed Unicorn wanted a melon that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a melon is the item to opt for.

His Depressed Unicorn wanted a dildo to insert somewhere. This is certainly an odd approach to life, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the thing opted for.

His Depressed Unicorn craved for a spade that they sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be exciting. Honestly, a spade is the item to choose.