Her Green Unicorn

Her Green Unicorn owned a cucumber that they would occasionally smash. It is considered to be a funny operation, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

Her Green Unicorn often carried a little monkey that they sometimes worship. This seems to be a fairly different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the item opted for.

Her Green Unicorn looked for a pint of beer that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it would be entertaining. Honestly, a pint of beer is the item to select.

Her Green Unicorn desperately craved for a cheese grater that they sometimes worship. It was a different thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was fun. Honestly, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

Her Green Unicorn craved for a bottle of wine that they liked to share. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

Her Green Unicorn carried a teapot to put on his head. It should have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a teapot being the chosen thing.