A Anxious Unicorn

A Anxious Unicorn needed a bag of poop that they would put up their bum. It should be an unusual approach to life, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

A Anxious Unicorn desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would often throw. One might say this is a fairly curious thought, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it was stunning. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

A Anxious Unicorn searched for a tomato that they would occasionally share. This could be considered a fairly weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. A tomato having that done to it

A Anxious Unicorn always carried a bottle of beer to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

A Anxious Unicorn always had with them a pen that they liked to cuddle. It should have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the thing selected.

A Anxious Unicorn owned a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it would be epic. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.