The Stupid Unicorn

The Stupid Unicorn needed a bat that they would sometimes share. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bat is the thing to opt for.

The Stupid Unicorn looked for a sponge that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a weird and wonderful idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge of all things.

The Stupid Unicorn had a rubber chicken that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre idea, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

The Stupid Unicorn looked for a vibrator that they liked to share. It should have been an unusual thought, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the item to choose.

The Stupid Unicorn always had with them a wig that they sometimes hug. It might be a funny thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was out of this world. A wig would be the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Unicorn always carried a bottle of beer that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre action, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.