Lovely Unicorn

Lovely Unicorn always carried a CD player that they liked to put up their bum. It should have been an odd exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

Lovely Unicorn always kept a porno magazine that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly unusual action, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine of all things.

Lovely Unicorn carried a pint of beer that they would worship. It would be an original proposal, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

Lovely Unicorn had a vibrator that they sometimes eat. This is certainly a new activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

Lovely Unicorn carried a dildo that they liked to drop. One might say this is a bizarre idea, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

Lovely Unicorn had a pencil sharpener that they liked to play with. It should be a funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.