His Funny Unicorn

His Funny Unicorn desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would often insert somewhere. It should be a bizarre thought, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

His Funny Unicorn desired a bag of flour to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly curious exercise, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

His Funny Unicorn always kept a bottle of wine that they would sometimes smash. This is certainly an extraordinary proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is fun. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

His Funny Unicorn always kept a stretchman that they would often put down their trousers. This might appear to be a different undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the item opted for.

His Funny Unicorn desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

His Funny Unicorn always kept a custard pie that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is an extraordinary idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the item to choose.