My Different Unicorn

My Different Unicorn desired a cucumber that they would rub on his belly. One might find this to be a surprising idea, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

My Different Unicorn found a bottle of coke to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

My Different Unicorn owned a pencil sharpener that they sometimes worship. It should have been a new thing to do, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

My Different Unicorn searched for a toilet brush that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was a somewhat surprising idea, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

My Different Unicorn desperately needed a set square that they would hug. It might be a different suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it was spectacular. Remarkably, a set square being the item opted for.

My Different Unicorn looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes break. It would have been a surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.