My Angry Unicorn

My Angry Unicorn carried a chocolate bar that they would sometimes experiment on. It might be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

My Angry Unicorn desperately craved for a radiator that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

My Angry Unicorn found a stapler that they sometimes demolish. This is certainly an original proposal, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

My Angry Unicorn searched for a teapot that they would sometimes hug. It might have been an odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

My Angry Unicorn found a cucumber that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is an exciting exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

My Angry Unicorn needed a pencil sharpener that they would often sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly original operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.