A Square Unicorn

A Square Unicorn searched for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a fairly funny action, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

A Square Unicorn desperately wanted a stapler that they would sometimes sleep with. It is a fairly different approach to life, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

A Square Unicorn desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would often hug. It would have been a surprising action, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.

A Square Unicorn carried a sword that they would sometimes share. It was considered to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a sword being the item selected.

A Square Unicorn craved for a pint of beer to share. It would have been a fairly new thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea is wonderous. A pint of beer being the chosen thing.

A Square Unicorn craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly a new activity, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to select.