My Gentle Unicorn

My Gentle Unicorn had a can of Tango that they liked to break. It should have been a fairly extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the item selected.

My Gentle Unicorn desired a little monkey that they would share. It would have been a new idea, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Remarkably, a little monkey of all things.

My Gentle Unicorn always kept a bottle of beer to demolish. It was a fairly weird activity, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

My Gentle Unicorn needed a pint of beer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

My Gentle Unicorn needed a stretchman to play with. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the chosen item.

My Gentle Unicorn desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be a curious exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it was awesome. A bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.