The Silly Unicorn

The Silly Unicorn desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put up their bum. It might have been an original activity, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea is out of this world. A sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

The Silly Unicorn desperately needed a rubber chicken to share. One might say this is a fairly strange exercise, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

The Silly Unicorn had a cucumber that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a peculiar approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be epic. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

The Silly Unicorn always carried a pen that they sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a pen being the chosen item.

The Silly Unicorn desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally worship. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

The Silly Unicorn desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly curious action, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to select.