My Chinese Unicorn

My Chinese Unicorn desperately desired a cup that they sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly unusual activity, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a cup would be the item that was selected.

My Chinese Unicorn desired a stapler that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might have been an exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

My Chinese Unicorn always carried a cup that they sometimes worship. It was considered to be a weird operation, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a cup is the thing to select.

My Chinese Unicorn needed a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a new action, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was fun. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

My Chinese Unicorn found a lava lamp that they would break. It is considered to be a fairly new activity, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

My Chinese Unicorn desperately searched for a stapler that they liked to hug. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the chosen thing.