A Boring Unicorn

A Boring Unicorn desperately searched for a pint of beer that they liked to eat. It is an exciting operation, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

A Boring Unicorn desperately desired a cheese grater to embrace. This seems a somewhat surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be entertaining. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

A Boring Unicorn desperately desired a dildo that they would hug. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

A Boring Unicorn carried a set of lego that they sometimes drop. It is a fairly odd undertaking, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

A Boring Unicorn desperately wanted a can of coke that they would sometimes annihilate It might have been a different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

A Boring Unicorn always carried a custard pie that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly surprising undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the chosen item.