Jolly Unicorn

Jolly Unicorn desperately craved for a sack of potatoes to annihilate One might say this is a strange action, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

Jolly Unicorn always had with them a custard pie that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an unusual suggestion, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

Jolly Unicorn often carried a stapler to cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a stapler is the thing to select.

Jolly Unicorn looked for a rubber chicken that they would put up their bum. It should have been an extraordinary activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

Jolly Unicorn desperately craved for a vibrator that they would eat. It should have been a fairly peculiar action, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a vibrator was the chosen item.

Jolly Unicorn desperately searched for a bat that they would often hug. One might say this is an exciting thing to do, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was wonderful. Remarkably, a bat was the item that was chosen.