The Crazy Unicorn

The Crazy Unicorn searched for a bottle of beer that they would often throw. It is an unusual undertaking, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

The Crazy Unicorn craved for a bag of poop that they liked to cuddle. It would have been a fairly new operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item to select.

The Crazy Unicorn always carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems to be a fairly different activity, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

The Crazy Unicorn searched for a wig that they would put in the bath with him. This seems an original action, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a wig would be the item that was selected.

The Crazy Unicorn always carried a big sponge that they would sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge having that done to it

The Crazy Unicorn owned a cucumber that they would often drop. One might consider this to be a weird approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the chosen thing.