Weary Unicorn

Weary Unicorn needed a sponge that they would occasionally play with. This is certainly a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.

Weary Unicorn desired a stapler to put in the bath with him. It would have been a new suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the chosen thing.

Weary Unicorn carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

Weary Unicorn always kept a bottle of coke that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

Weary Unicorn desperately wanted a custard pie to worship. It is a strange idea, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

Weary Unicorn needed a porno magazine that they sometimes smash. It should have been a weird thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the item opted for.