A Silly Unicorn

A Silly Unicorn wanted a pint of cider that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly strange action, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

A Silly Unicorn had a stapler that they liked to sleep with. One might say this is a fairly curious idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was wonderous. A stapler was the item that was chosen.

A Silly Unicorn owned a vibrator that they would often smash. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful idea, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

A Silly Unicorn craved for a cheese grater that they liked to eat. One might say this is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

A Silly Unicorn looked for a chocolate bar that they sometimes hug. It would be a fairly astonishing operation, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

A Silly Unicorn had a crown that they would often put up their bum. One might find this to be a surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Strangely, a crown was the thing that was selected.