The Dodgy Unicorn

The Dodgy Unicorn desperately looked for a little monkey that they would occasionally put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly strange proposal, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was epic. Strangely, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Unicorn always kept a rubber chicken that they sometimes share. It should have been a curious exercise, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Unicorn always carried a vibrator that they sometimes worship. It is an extraordinary operation, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. A vibrator was the item that was selected.

The Dodgy Unicorn always carried a stapler that they sometimes throw. This seems to be an odd operation, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item to opt for.

The Dodgy Unicorn craved for a cup that they would often worship. This could be considered a strange activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a cup is the item to choose.

The Dodgy Unicorn desperately looked for a mug that they would sometimes play with. This seems a fairly different proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a mug was the thing that was selected.