Round Unicorn

Round Unicorn desperately searched for a dildo to sleep with. It should have been a fairly different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a dildo is the item to select.

Round Unicorn always kept a cucumber that they liked to drop. It might have been a fairly astonishing operation, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

Round Unicorn needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly funny thought, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

Round Unicorn often carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly new exercise, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

Round Unicorn desperately looked for a big sponge that they would break. It might have been a fairly unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea is fun. Honestly, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

Round Unicorn wanted a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally embrace. This is certainly a fairly original idea, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. A sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.