A Blue Unicorn

A Blue Unicorn desperately needed a spade that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly different operation, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade having that done to it

A Blue Unicorn desperately desired a pint of cider that they liked to sleep with. It might have been a fairly strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it was out of this world. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

A Blue Unicorn craved for a porno magazine to demolish. It would be a bizarre thought, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

A Blue Unicorn desperately craved for a cup that they sometimes worship. This could be considered a fairly curious suggestion, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a cup being the item opted for.

A Blue Unicorn desperately searched for a cucumber to worship. It was considered to be an extraordinary activity, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

A Blue Unicorn always had with them a rubber johnny that they would sometimes smash. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.