The Nervous Unicorn

The Nervous Unicorn desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would often put on his head. It might have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

The Nervous Unicorn desperately needed a hat that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a new activity, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a hat is the item that was chosen.

The Nervous Unicorn looked for a CD player that they would occasionally smash. It might be a fairly different approach to life, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player was the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Unicorn desperately needed a sponge that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly curious thought, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Nervous Unicorn owned a custard pie that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly curious operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

The Nervous Unicorn carried a toilet brush to break. It was a fairly different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it was entertaining. A toilet brush was the chosen thing.