Her Lonely Unicorn

Her Lonely Unicorn needed a melon that they liked to worship. It was an odd operation, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a melon of all things.

Her Lonely Unicorn wanted a cucumber that they would often rub on his belly. This might appear to be a different suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

Her Lonely Unicorn owned a rubber chicken that they sometimes throw. It might have been a peculiar suggestion, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

Her Lonely Unicorn searched for a melon that they would occasionally put up their bum. This could be considered a surprising operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the thing to choose.

Her Lonely Unicorn searched for a bag of poop that they would drop. It would be an unusual exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Lonely Unicorn needed a CD player that they liked to throw. One might say this is a fairly original thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the chosen item.