The Troubled Unicorn

The Troubled Unicorn looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly original suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be epic. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

The Troubled Unicorn always carried a ball that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been an unusual exercise, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a ball being the item selected.

The Troubled Unicorn desperately craved for a stapler that they liked to sleep with. It should have been a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was epic. Remarkably, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

The Troubled Unicorn desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they liked to experiment on. It would be a fairly curious approach to life, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea is simply life. A bottle of wine of all things.

The Troubled Unicorn desperately craved for a little monkey that they would occasionally cuddle. This is certainly a fairly weird operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was out of this world. Honestly, a little monkey is the thing to choose.

The Troubled Unicorn found a bag of flour that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly different thing to do, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a bag of flour being the item opted for.