A Fat Unicorn

A Fat Unicorn had a condom that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was a fairly curious suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the chosen item.

A Fat Unicorn owned a little monkey that they would try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

A Fat Unicorn desperately searched for a cucumber that they liked to experiment on. It was considered to be a bizarre undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

A Fat Unicorn desired a condom that they would put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly odd idea, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

A Fat Unicorn desperately searched for a computer that they would often break. One might say this is a funny proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.

A Fat Unicorn desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a fairly new thought, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. A toilet brush being the chosen item.