My Boring Unicorn

My Boring Unicorn desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

My Boring Unicorn looked for a helmet that they liked to annihilate It was a curious approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

My Boring Unicorn desperately wanted a wig that they would sometimes hug. It should have been a weird thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a wig being the thing opted for.

My Boring Unicorn always kept a bat that they would break. It was a fairly funny undertaking, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a bat being the item selected.

My Boring Unicorn wanted a pen to sit and look at. This seems a weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it was simply life. Strangely, a pen is the thing to opt for.

My Boring Unicorn needed a rubber chicken to annihilate This seems a different suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.