My Tired Unicorn

My Tired Unicorn wanted a stretchman that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was epic. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.

My Tired Unicorn desperately wanted a pen that they would put down their trousers. It might be an original proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pen being the thing selected.

My Tired Unicorn desperately wanted a piece of paper that they liked to smash. It might be a fairly different exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was exciting. Honestly, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

My Tired Unicorn often carried a CD player that they sometimes put on his head. It should be an original proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

My Tired Unicorn always kept a bottle of beer that they liked to throw. It is considered to be a fairly strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

My Tired Unicorn desired a helmet that they sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a fairly curious suggestion, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the item to choose.