Her Gentle Unicorn

Her Gentle Unicorn craved for a rubber johnny that they would often share. One might say this is a different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

Her Gentle Unicorn always carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes throw. This seems an exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

Her Gentle Unicorn desperately desired a piece of paper that they sometimes smash. It should be an astonishing thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

Her Gentle Unicorn desperately looked for a teapot that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a teapot being the thing selected.

Her Gentle Unicorn found a pint of cider to play with. It would have been an unusual thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was simply life. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

Her Gentle Unicorn searched for a porno magazine that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This is certainly a peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.